#CakeXI

Here is your #CakeXI. Team Name: Borussia MunchenFlapJack. Reserves: MarziPanathanikos. Stadium: Ewood Parkin. Training Ground: ChouxCamp. Management Team: LaudrupSideDown Cake & Howard Kendal Mint Cake. Full squad: Tart Poom, Bakewell Hart, Wes Brownie, Leboeufday Cake, Basile Jam Roly Boli (c), Sammi Madeira, Yum Yums Toure, Lemon Drizzle Diallo, Arouna Scone, Patrick BattenBerger, Roulade Fox, Brian Éclair, Djibril Souflfe, Spotted Dickov, Efan Ecoconut Cake & TiraMichu. Well done if you made it. More #TuesdayTeamNews next week.

#BooksXI

Here is your #BooksXI people. Team Name: Alice in Sunderland. Reserves: Enid Blyton & Hove Albion. Stadium: Jane Eyresome Park. Training Ground: Grisham Abbey. Management Team: Allardyce Lost, Howard Kindle & Warnock & Peace. Full squad: Poom With A View, The Hungry Capdevilla, Winnie The Puyol, Vlaar From The Madding Crowd, The 3 McAteers, Don Tiote, Kamara Sutra, , Of Mice & Mendieta, Wuthering Kuyts, Wind In The Wiltord, The Girl Who Played With Dyer, One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest, Men Are From OverMars Woman Are From Jenas, Tchoyi In The Striped Pyjamas, Roald Dahl Tommason, 1984Lan, Ibrahim HardBakayoko, Berba On The Orient Express, Moby Dickov & The Lion The Witch and the AdebayorDrobe. Well done if you got in. Tough week. More #TuesdayTeamNews next week.

#BandNameXI

Here is your #BandNameXI. Team Name: Notorious PSG. Reserves: Jethro Hull. Stadium: EtiHaddaway. Training Ground: Eminemirates. Management Team: Backstreet Moyes & Simply Redknapp. Full Squad: Spink 182, Krul And The Gang, Cafu Fighters, Le Saux Solid Crew, Thuram Thuram, The Beautiful Southgate, Boyce 2 Men, Tinchy Sneijder, Limp Busquets, Pirlo Jam, Guns & Moses, Tchoyi Division, Musical Diouf, Aguerosmith, Adrian U2, Red Hot Chilli Jeffers & Lady Zaha. Well done if you got in. So many good ones left out I’m afraid. More #TuesdayTeamNews next week.

#HorseRacingXI

Here is your #HorseRacingXI. Team Name: Galloptasaray. Reserves: Twente To One. Stadium: Valley Parade Ring. Management team: GeeGeeoVani Trapattoni & Jenny PitMancini. Full Squad: And They’re Zoff, Vorm Guide, Shakalakaboomboom Hislop, GiddyUpson, Filly Neville, Jody Paddock, Patrick Shergar, Frankel Lampard, Smicer’s Brook, Good... Guti Soft In Places (c), Gonzalo HiguAintree, George EachWeah, Regi Blinkers, Stallion Petrov, Jockey Santa Cruz, Neighmar, Dobin Van Persie, Saddle Taarabt, Non-Runner Solksjaer & Karl Heinz RedRummenigge. Well done. Same time next Tuesday for more #TuesdayTeamNews.